Food related rewrites to Kanye lyrics.Here is my friend
Caleb's submission:
I had some chicken sent to me
Doin’ something mean to it
Chew it better than anyone you ever seen chew it
It came from my neighbors, also got a new Le Creuset
No one ever told me that it doesn’t rhyme with Le Croos-it.
No one pan should have all that flour
The stock’s cookin’, I just count the hours
Roast chicken, the drippings mixed with flour
(21st tasty gravy pan)
The sauce is broken, the yolks cooked, the butter frozen
Benedict? Looks like dick, muh’fuckin’ emulsions
Huh? Ma’fuckin’ emulsions
Just eat your scrambled eggs and some buttered rolls, then