Convo

Ever since we got a games room at our new office, we've been very diligent about "band rehearsal".

Coworker: When's your band playing next
Me: I think we want to play now
Coworker: No I mean your band, your real band
Me: You mean my ... "Rock Band" band?
Coworker: No, no. I thought I heard you had a real band
Me: Um, no. Just the "Rock Band" one. We're called "Band Hero"
Coworker: Ah, pshh

Gee, sorry to disappoint.