Brilliant Lowbrow

Ever since moving, NYMagazine has been having issues "confirming" my new address and thus suspending my account until further notice. I miss getting my restaurant reviews, but mostly I miss the quality news on the 'approval matrix'. For example:

Abs in a Box kit.

The kit comes with everything you need to sculpt your abs - whether it be for a more slim, fit appearance or a full out six pack. This revolutionary new product is everything you need to cosmetically have the abs of your dreams. All contouring and highlighting shades are 100% waterproof and sweatproof so shower, play some football, or show off your sexy abs at the beach...they're not going anywhere!Shades included match EVERY skintone.

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